Get your Certificate of Ninjafication when you join the Tanjun Ryu! Printed on heavy parchment and ready for framing,
this baby will get you all kinds of props from the ladies!
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET:
- A SWEET Certificate of membership to hang on your wall at the home or office, even on your school locker door. Let EVERYONE
know you are an OFFICIAL ninja killing machine!
- An OFFICIAL Tanjun Ryu Membership card. Flash this baby and get HOT CHICKS all up ons! Identify yourself to fellow members
or scare off bullies!
- A PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED photo of Master Bill Williamson, founder of the Tanjun Ryu.
- A SUPER SWEET ninja mask! Don this awesome mask, throw on a black tee shirt and sweatpants and you're a shadow warrior
on a mission!
- Your name in the OFFICIAL Ninja Clan history
- Discounts on Tanjun Ryu tee shirts, ninja gear, and other merchandise
All members also have the option of having their picture on the Tanjun Ryu web site. All of this can be yours for a measly
TEN BUCKS! Don't sit around being a NOBODY any longer! Send your enrollment TODAY and join the world's SWEETEST super-secret
$10.00 Click here and JOIN NOW!
NOTICE: This offer will be in effect throughout February '06, after which it will
be removed. Act now or miss out.
For a LIMITED TIME we are making our coveted Certificate of Ninjafication (shown above) available to all
ninjas everywhere! At long last proof and validation of your God-given ninjaness is within reach! A paltry $3 gets you this
fine parchment document suitable for framing ore even folding and stuffing in your wallet. Each authentic Tanjun Ryu Certificate
of Ninjafication is personally signed by chief instructor Meijin Supergrandmaster Robert Roberts, a.k.a. NinBob. Don't let
another day go by without being oficially ninjafied. Get your certificate NOW!
Official Certificate of Ninjafication: $3.00