As all of our loyal ninjas know, our monthly Best Fan Mail Award is the subject of much suspense and anticipation
amongst the masses the world over. For good reason. The competition is fierce and the competitors are intensely focused and...
well... a little unstable upstairs. We here at the Super Secret Tanjun Ryu Compound spent long hours debating this month's
winner. It wouldn't have taken so long but we're constantly distracted by hot chicks. Hot chicks dig ninjas. Anywayzzzz,
we'll get right to it. Our FIRST EVER Best Fan Mail Award winner is........
Adam Syarto, pictured at right, accepts his Tanjun Ryu Certificate of Ninjafication
with great pride. "I will cherish this day til I die" said Mr Syarto with a tear in his eye. "I have something to live for
Disclaimer: Due to Mr. Syarto's busy schedule and, well, non-cooperation, picture above is
a simulated artist's depiction of Mr. Syarto accepting award. Quote is also simulated. Well, you know, now that he's a ninja
and all, he has to protect his identity. I mean, we HAD to have a picture. It looks just like him, or so claims our ninja
artist who is trained to use complex profile analysis and ninja intuition to create stunning likenesses of people he
has never seen before.